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A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed this year because he is all tied up with the new wife and kids. Without Mr. Hankey, the town of South Park is in a Christmas slump. In a desperate attempt to bring the "spirit of Christmas" to the town, the boys make a video Christmas card.

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus.
Cartman misinterprets the effects of a stomach virus as the beginning of puberty. Stan, not wanting to be left out, resorts to taking hormones prescribed by Dr. Mephesto which cause his body to change in the most dramatic of ways. Meanwhile, people start to gather outside Jesus' house waiting for a millennium miracle. Not wanting to disappoint, Jesus puts on a New Year's Eve show enlisting the help of a veteran rock 'n' roll star.

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
After chucking a rock at "Token" - South Park's only minority student - Cartman is pursued by the FBI for committing a hate crime and lands in juvenile detention hall. As Cartman adjusts to life on the inside, he gradually befriends his cellmate, "Romper Stomper," who, although rough and tough on the outside, also misses his mommy. Meanwhile, the boys help their convicted friend smuggle cigarettes so he can break free and join his friends in the third annual "Gauntlet Sledding Race."

Something You Can Do With Your Finger
Having been caught up in the boy band craze, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman form their own group, "Fingerbang." While Cartman is busy booking the first gig for the South Park boys' new band, everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.